once, twice, three times a blogger.

HEY STUPIDS

WE have an issue. i consider this a huge issue for the public because you have to look at me . And I am expanding. To be specific, My butt is expanding. THAT ISH IS SWOLLEN WITH CHEETOS AND CHEESECAKE.I must be stopped. Actually ive only gained 4 lbs. But 4 can turn into 40 in a flash. I am tall as well. So tall and large is never a good thing. I think if you are 6ft and you get over a certain weight you are officially a monster.
If you see me eating something fattening punch me in my throat. I cannot look like this in 5 years.

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Lately im realizing how evil and warped having a sense of humor is. I constantly have to stop myself from laughing and i think horrible thoughts at others peoples expense constantly. But there has to be some people in this world to shed light on the unfortunate. I guess I am one of those people. Either that or im a complete asshole.
picture time!

Calli Inspired me to Blog it up

Ive always wanted to do a blog.  DO A BLOG?  im stupid.  this is why i havent DONE a blog.   I dont speak the werds no goods.    But i will try to do one anyways.  I just realize . i really dont have too much to say. I am just an all and all rambling idiot.  its kind of like those commercials where a guy says licorice and then the friend he speaks to says 389 things relating to licorice but makes no sense. That is my brain.

I think i should be in a lab hooked up to tubes with a banana in my butt.  Thats how they really experiment ya know.... its cruel..especially since they do it on rats and stuff... its hard to find small bananas. 
what the fuhh am i saying.

FIRST BLOG . bam! oh yea..... im supposed to put a picture of some sort...here